"The Mysterious Case of Kimi Räikkönen" by Appletree

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THE MYSTERIOUS CASE OF KIMI RÄIKKÖNEN

On a very cold and cloudy morning I had made my desicion. I am going to follow my destiny and solve the riddle of Kimi "Moriarty" Räikkönen. I had followed him for a long time, so long, it was in my blood..in my head and in my heart. I had followed him thru the world, from desert to raging sea, felt the heat in my skin and tasted the salt of the sea in my lips. I knew he had at least two handyman, the Robertsons whose fame proceeded far aheah of them. I knew he was a part of something bigger, the syndicate called WRC. They gathered around the world and I had heard the rumours they are going to meet 13 times next year, again all over the world , in places which you can only reach with special cars specially made for it.
Little did they know..those happy and smiling people who were making their christmas plans, those children singing la,la,la,la,laa, mothers and fathers whispering secrets ..they didnt know about the other world which works right in front of their eyes, if they just opened them a bit more..But it was meant to be so, as I, Applelock "Hopeless" Holmes was going to take care of practically everything, was going to secure their future making sure the life will continue as it is.

My faithfull friend Doctor "the tree" Watson was in deep sleep and I didnt had a heart to waken him up..I knew I couldnt risk his life in this mission, so I had desided to follow Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen on my own.
I live in the tree and the whole world is my street. I put my tweed dress on, even that hap on my head and the smoking pipe, I would never go anywhere without it. It was made of liquoridge of course, if you dont breeve there is no reason to smoke, isnt there. Well, I had ate the first pipe before I even got down from the tree..Luckily I had a whole box of them with me.
Every detective knows there is no case without clues. I was to follow my first clue which came right from the sky above me.
You see, it had started snowing, light,big snowflakes, like a feathers that fly thru the air, dancing and playing, teasing and finally settled on the ground,gently and silently. It was the moment I knew Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen was shaking his Red Bull feathers..and my world was full of them.
There is one very disturbing feature in Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen, he is very secret person, he operates behind the smoke screen, and very seldomly speaks about himself or his matters..And still there was a whole army of newspaper men and women who followed him. I, Applelock Hopeless Holmes used the army in my own needs and followed Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen thru them. Now I knew he would possibly get help from overseas, which was a very serious thing, from gangster called Ken "Monster" Block who was famous of filming his doings on a video! How unique. Ups..I ate the other pipe..
I had read the newspapers so fusiously, I hadnt noticed how time flies..the moon had become my sun and I began to see ridiculous things. I saw some creatures with lots of hair..err..that was Alonso in FIA gala,another suspicious syndicate.., and then I was a figure with horns..but that was Webber saying everything is fine between him and Vettel. Yeah, right.
Now Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen seemed to be in Europe which was troubled with snow and the christmas was coming. I had a sneeky feeling he had something to do with it...but I knew he is going to Finland for christmas..but how? Airports are closed, trains are blocked and cars are stuck with snow...
I looked up to the sky to seek for an answer and there he goes, the Santa Claus with his reindeers..and I knew at once! HO,HO,HO..Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen is a Santa Claus!!!!...No? But it would fit perfectly. He is the most suspicious person I know, no one knows him, he travels thru the world and seems to pop up everywhere .
The christmas..I woke up on my tree hoping Watson would wake up and spend the christmas with me..but he was silent and in so deep deep sleep.
I sighed and looked the last paper and it jumped in my eyes. The last clue, the last straw of information in a small sentence..The last day to sign in to WRC syndicates program is 4.1 .2011.
If the name of Kimi Moriarty Räikkönen isnt there, I know. I know Moriarty will go under ground and I dont want it to happen. There is no Applelock Hopeless Holmes without Moriarty...darn it, I bite the pipe again.
But just then I saw bright light behind me. Doctor Tree Watson had woken up and had turned into a beautiful and warm christmas tree. He said" Its time for hope, my friend. For hope."

Yours sincerely
Applelock Hopeless Holmes

Autora do texto: Appletree (Eeva)

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